HOL Ravenclaw

This game is called ''Make a wish - Corrupt a wish''
Basically it works like this. Person 1 will post a wish and the next person will grant it but corrupt it.

For example:
Person 1: I wish I had the ability to change into an animal...

Person 2: Granted, but you can only change into an Opossum. I wish... (and so on).

Get it? I'll start!

I wish I had some chocolate...

Granted, but it's expired by a long time. I wish I was rich...

Granted but you cannot spend any of it.

I wish that I can dance...

Granted, but you can only dance when someone asks you to dance.

I wish I could befriend a fairy…

Granted but it's an evil fairy that likes to get it's friends into trouble.

I wish I could invent a potion...

Oh of course, you shall surely succeed
A potion you wish for
you shall receive
Though hope not for something
of grandeur and fame
for every concoction
shall burst into flames.

I wish I could I could apparate based on smell alone.

Granted but it has to be a foul smell for it to work.

I wish I was famous...

Granted but the fame is limited to gnomes only.

I wish to star in a movie…

Granted, but the movie does really poorly.

I wish to travel the world...

Granted but you are only allowed to visit each location for 2 minutes at a time.

I wish to pet a dragon...

Granted but in order to pet it, you have to hatch a dragon egg yourself.

I wish to cook well without the need of any recipes…

Granted but it's limited to one day a year only

I wish I could speak to animals...

Granted, but you can only say offensive things.

I wish to be good at dancing...

Granted, but you can only dance when you are alone.

I wish to be able to read minds, aka, be a Legilimens. : )

Granted, but you will forget everything you learnt, immediately after you have read a mind.

I wish to be able to win every duel I fight.