I beg you not to be alarmed at this strange presence, I assure you I mean no harm; I come in peace, bearing gifts and wondrous tidings. For those interested, my name is Isadora Asquith and I am a Slytherin student. So you'd like to know a little about me, then sit back, cross your legs and settle - I shall begin.
I've got a lot of likes: cupcakes, reading, writing, frosting pens, the colour green, dramatic speeches and meaningful motives; I like to google thoughtful sayings and write stories based around how it made me feel. My latest like is fluffy pyjamas and large purple socks.
Despite my likes, I too dislike many things: haters and trollslies and intentional damage, I also dislike when a person's greatest efforts are put down and there is no consideration given to attempt; my latest dislike is getting fluid trapped in my ear

And there you have it, just a little (maybe a lot) about a Slytherin student. Thank you for welcoming me with gratitude to your nest.