The Eagles...ARE HERE!

[Amethyst Dooley]

On to something a little more fun, Norbert will be presenting the Best Use of Hex, Jinx, or Charm in Self-Defense award to two deserving gentlemen: Prof. Ulol Kimil and Remus Potter .

*looks all around, then speaks in stage whisper to audience*

My sources say that Prof. Ulol's spellcasting wasn't necessarily in self-defense. Could the judge possibly have been bribed? Hmm ....

[Prof. Ulol Kimil]

*has a good ear*
Amethyst is attacking me!!!

*turns her into a dark mark cookie*

see? self-defense

[Amethyst Dooley]

Okay, just call me Cookie. -- Dude, you are in *such* a big hurry to stomp out even the smallest signs of ... dare we say "rebellion"? (In the same sense that Voldemort would use it, naturally -- like the entire wizarding world is supposed to follow lock-step with his plans. )

That seems like a dangerous tendency to me. I dislike the term "Slythericlaw," but in some cases it seems all too applicable. When I get done being a cookie, you'd better find someone to watch your back.